MODERN-DAY IMMIGRANT POEM

I cross ocean, poor and broke.

Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there.

Say I need to see welfare.

 

Welfare say, ‘You come no more,

We send cash right to your door.”

Welfare checks – they make you wealthy!

Medicare – it keep you healthy!

 

By and by, I get plenty money.

Thanks to you, you Aussie dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.

Tell them ‘come fast as you can. ”

 

They come in turbans and Toyota trucks,

And buy big house with welfare bucks!

They come here, we live together.

More welfare checks, it gets better!

 

Fourteen families, they moving in,

But neighbour’s patience wearing thin.

Finally, Aussie guy moves away.

Now I buy his house, then I say,

‘Find more immigrants for house to rent. ”

And in the yard I put a tent.

Everything is very good,

And soon we own the neighbourhood.

 

We have hobby, it’s called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!

Australians crazy! They work all year

To keep the welfare running here.

 

We think Australia darn good place.

Too darn good for Aussie race!

If they no like us, they can scram.

Got lots of room in Afghanistan!

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A poem every Aussie should read.

When the shearing sheds are silent and the stock camps fallen quiet

When the gidgee coals no longer glow across the outback night

And the bush is forced to hang a sign, ‘gone broke and won’t be back’

And spirits fear to find a way beyond the beaten track

When harvesters stand derelict upon the wind swept plains

And brave hearts pin their hopes no more on chance of loving rains

When a hundred outback settlements are ghost towns overnight

When we’ve lost the drive and heart we had to once more see us right

When ‘Pioneer’ means a stereo and ‘Digger’ some backhoe

And the ‘Outback’ is behind the house, there’s nowhere else to go

And ‘Anzac’ is a biscuit brand and probably foreign owned

And education really means brainwashed and neatly cloned

When you have to bake a loaf of bread to make a decent crust

And our heritage once enshrined in gold is crumbling to dust

And old folk pay their camping fees on land for which they fought

And fishing is a great escape; this is until you’re caught

When you see our kids with yankee caps and resentment in their eyes

And the soaring crime and hopeless hearts is no longer a surprise

When the name of RM Williams is a yuppie clothing brand

Not a product of our heritage that grew off the land

When offering a hand makes people think you’ll amputate

And two dogs meeting in the street is what you call a ‘Mate’

When ‘Political Correctness’ has replaced all common sense

When you’re forced to see it their way, there’s no sitting on the fence

Yes one day you might find yourself an outcast in this land

Perhaps your heart will tell you then, ‘I should have made a stand’

Just go and ask the farmers – that should remove all doubt

Then join the swelling ranks who say, ‘Don’t sell Australia out’

Author unknown

Be on the look-out for dangerous, armed dark-skinned criminal!

The State Government has banned police from using details of a suspect’s ethnicity, religion, nationality or race, when describing the wanted person to the public. They have instead been instructed to describe the suspect as simply light or dark skinned. The Equal Opportunity Commission was reported in the West Australian as saying that using ethnic descriptions “can feed into prejudiced ideas in the community about which ethnicities are mainly responsible for criminal behaviour.” (Note: as previous post reported, Aboriginals are in fact jailed at a rate 14 times higher than the overall WA population.) The West Australian reported that one police insider said these new rules, which were introduced six months ago, “Don’t give a true indication of who police are looking for.” This insider is sure the policy has prevented the capture of suspects, as reported in the West Australian. He/she said “There is a big difference between a dark-skinned person being Aboriginal or African.” This information was reported in the West Australian newspaper, page 7, November 28 2010.

Rapist Madness

A repeat-rapist – not a first-time offender – was moved to a Bunbury house in a residential street without police notifying the residents of that street. Dangerous sex-offenders cannot be held in custody while they are awaiting their court hearings, until the WA State Government fixes this loophole in legislation. However, parliament will not amend this loophole until after the ‘summer holidays’ end in early 2011. This information was reported in the West Australian newspaper, page 11, December 1 2010.

Aboriginals jailed at rate much higher than the general WA population

Aboriginals are jailed at a rate 14 times higher than the overall WA population. Worse still, it costs taxpayers – everyday Australians – $100,000 every year to keep a single criminal – of any colour – in prison.  Add to this the fact 70% of Aboriginal criminals re-offend compared to 38% of the general prison population. Aboriginals boys have the highest recidivism rate, with 80% reoffending.  And when each person reoffends, there goes another $100,000 every year. The over-representation of Aboriginals in the ‘justice’ system costs the WA government nearly $1 billion, according to the Law Reform Commission. This information was reported in the West Australian newspaper, page 15, November 26 2010.

Muslim school Principal guilty of fraud – “Dishonest and Selfish Crimes”

A Muslim Ladies College Principal and School Director has been found guilty of rorting $752,000 from State and Federal governments. That’s right, $752,000. Anwar Sayed, 51, inflated the number of student enrolments in his Islamic school in Kenwick WA to illegally receive extra government funding in 2006 and 2007. He was jailed for four and a half years but will be eligible for release after 2 years and nine months. He has seven children of his own. This information was reported in the West Australian newspaper, November 2010.